Today we bathe, tomorrow we conquer!

You're going to do what with that bath mitt?

What's this written on the side of this thing? Lets see here:
Kosher salt, freshly ground black pepper,
2 teaspoons minced thyme (optional), One 7 lb baby, Unsalted butter, Dijon mustard; bake at 450 degrees. Sounds tasty to me... WAIT-A-MINUTE!!!

Bathing is so tiring.